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New-job-a-phobia

MAX: They say we're all born with two fears: loud noises and falling.
Everything else we pick up along the way.
Scary stuff like spiders.

Max suddenly appears as a clown.

MAX: Clowns.

Cut back to Max as he was.

MAX: Getting a new job. One of the most common that.
Newjob-a-phobia. The thing is with fear, the more you dwell on it, the worse it gets.
Just upload your CV to Jobsite. Do it now. Only takes 10 minutes.

Voiceover: Jobsite. Our job is searching for your job.

Cut back to Max. He turns to a tarantula on his shoulder, smiles and says:

MAX: Boo!

The Cat's Out the Bag

MAX: Apparently, the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. But you probably already know that. You looked it up online, just after you watched 9 clips of dogs on skateboards.

He pauses.

MAX: So what exactly is it you're putting off?
Getting a new job?
There. I said it. Cat's out the bag.

He shrugs.

MAX: How about spending your time online more wisely?
Upload your CV to Jobsite.
Only takes 10 minutes.

Cut to an end frame with the Jobsite logo.

Voiceover: Jobsite. Our job is searching for your job.

A small dog on a skateboard rolls through shot.

Just Checking

MAX: Like your job? Yeah? Happy with the ways things are? Great. Just checking.

He walks away from the camera.

Cut to an end frame with Jobsite logo and title that reads: Jobsite.co.uk. Our job is searching for your job.

Cut back to Max who turns around and says.

MAX: Ignore that.

Like Your Job?

We open on Max talking to camera in an intimate way. Up close and personal.

MAX: Like your job? Great. You know what to do if things change.

Cut to an end frame with Jobsite logo

Voiceover: Jobsite. Our job is searching for your job.

Sport

MAX: Got a great idea for a new sport.

He shuts the door.

MAX: Moaning.

We'd be world champs!

MAX: Yeah, we all love a good moan, don't we? Especially about work.

Clock-in on Moan-day; punch-out on Thank-God-it's-Friday.

He pauses.

MAX: So come on, be honest, how long did you spend moaning about work last week?

30 minutes? An hour? ...More?

And the funny thing is it only takes 10 minutes to upload your CV to Jobsite

Then no more moaning eh!

Cut to an end frame with Jobsite logo

Voiceover: Jobsite. Our job is searching for your job.

Leaving

We open on an office cubical panel,Max pops his head above it, talking to camera in an intimate way. Up close and personal.

MAX: Someone you work with leaves for a new job

He shrugs.

MAX: How do you feel?

....Happy for them?

.......Or envious?

Cut to an end frame with Jobsite logo

Voiceover: Jobsite. Our job is searching for your job.